Reports confirmed today from inside the England camp that first choice goalkeeper David James has taken to dressing as blind motown legend Ray Charles to try and boost morale in their world class attack . James was overheard in this mornings worl...
The man who last week was taken to a Johannesburg hospital with a vuvuzela sticking out of his arse, has been said by doctors to be 'out of danger', but may never walk again, it's been reported. The South African man had the instrument shoved up h...
The greatest Man, Lover, Warrior, and Football player of all time, Kim Jung Ill, has declared, "Ultimate Victory," in North Korea's bid to win the 2010 World Cup, despite the fact that ESPN is reporting that North Korea was eliminated by Portugal 7-0...
GLASGOW, Scotland - Leona Lewis was in Glasgow to perform at The Annual Convention of Scottish Kilt Manufacturers. She was booked to perform a 45 minute concert and afterwards mingle with the businessmen, signing autographs, talking about the dangers...
After Wayne Rooney's rant at the TV cameras evidence shows the whole England team have a wager on who can say the most catch phrases on TV. We understand Rooney is in the lead after Friday when he was heard to say at the end of the game 'Nice to s...
Beer is so good for you it ought to be compulsory, claims an independent study published by a beer institute. Beer drinkers are celebrating with a pint of their favourite tipple as an independent report has shown that beer is one of the healthiest...
Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney was said to be "in tears" after the team's disappointing 0-0 draw with Algeria on Friday night - a result that left England on the verge of expulsion from the World Cup. Rooney was upset by the bo...
The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...
There were some nervous faces around the South African capital of Johannesburg this morning, as reports came in that Zulu forces, numbering more than 120,000, were taking up positions on the outskirts of the city. The Zulus, the same ones that wer...
In the last few minutes, it has emerged from South Africa that the France World Cup squad is to leave the country and the tournament, BEFORE the team's last Group A game with hosts South Africa on Tuesday. The news comes close on the heels of a fa...
The Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney shocked the whole of the football world this morning when it emerged that the England team coach, Fabio Capello, is his REAL DAD! Further details are unavailable, due, primarily, to the fact t...
The England fan who caused a security alert when he wandered into the team's dressing room after their goalless draw with Algeria at the World Cup says he was only looking for the toilet. Fan Pavlos Joseph, managed to evade heavy security by using...
Disgraced France football star Nicolas Anelka is preparing this morning to set sail for French Guiana aboard a prison ship bound for the penal colony of Devil's Island. The island is the place to where Hollywood stars Steve McQueen - wrongly accus...
England coach Fabio Capello has quit his post. The sensational news hit the airwaves this morning after a turbulent weekend at the England camp, at the end of a week which saw the national team held by the USA and Algeria, and the Italian is said...
Footballing minnows, New Zealand, last night emerged as the new favourites to win the World Cup after their hard-fought and well-deserved point in their 1-1 draw with current world champions Italy in Nelspruit. The workmanlike Kiwis staked their c...
England's former captain, John Terry, has made a strong start in the World Cup Heavyweight Contest between Fabio Capello, Mafia boss of England's team and himself. Round one was scored to Terry on points by the three referees, two were linesmen bu...
Yes, that's right, they're the England players. - Anyone who has been watching England's group matches will have to concede the team has not looked inspired or enthusiastic. Well all that is about to change. England have drafted in a new team of...
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