The Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney shocked the whole of the football world this morning when it emerged that the England team coach, Fabio Capello, is his REAL DAD!
Further details are unavailable, due, primarily, to the fact that the story is NOT TRUE. It is a lie perpetrated by myself at your, the dear reader's expense, for my own warped, jocular satisfaction, and nothing more.
I tend to do this a lot.
What's more, there is little you can do about it. What's done, is done. Get over it. Now, the only options left open to you are to decide which, if any, of the little stars you are going to click upon.
You may reason that, as you have been duped, you wish to register your disapproval of this, and it would, therefore, be appropriate to click 1 star. You may, however, have chuckled at my cheek, and consider that this rather verbose and formal waffling has 'tickled your fancy', and a 5-star rating could be awarded.
Similarly, it could even be the case that you do not feel that this pathetic trick to garner views warrants even the lowest rating available, and that you would like to scarper forthwith from this devisive attempt to gain an advantage; should this be the case, it is entirely within your power to move on to another story, to go and get something to eat, to watch the World Cup on TV, or, if nothing else appeals, to go and have a crafty wank.
Who would've thought it, though? His DAD!!!
