Written by teddybz11

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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sting like a heskeeeee

Reports confirmed today from inside the England camp that first choice goalkeeper David James has taken to dressing as blind motown legend Ray Charles to try and boost morale in their world class attack .

James was overheard in this mornings world class training session taunting fellow England team mate and worlds no.1 striker Wayne Rooney that "he aint nutting but a gold diggaz" and that if England's world beaters were to get paid on the slight sniff of goal, then E-mule Heskey and Wonder Wayne would be "nuttin but sum broke niggaz" .

No expense was dwelt on, as three of the the very talented and gifted blind superstars pianos were flown in from the states to act as a world class defence for the highly motivated, mobile and energetic world class strike force.

"1966 world champions remember" said England right back Glen Johnston and partaker of piss taking ,,of the world class attacking unit. Johnston is believed to have taped his eyes shut with electrical tape,dawned some funky shades,sat at one of the very gifted Mr Charles grand and solid defensively pianos and sang Cashley Coles favourite tune, the one and only mega mega star ,blind sensation Stevie Wonders classic "ebony and ivory"...

"It was quite a stunning performance from a really sweet and caring bunch of young gents," assistant Stuart Pierce commented on the before noon display of world class talent, from the best league in the world.

"No goals, but the signs are good, we just felt like we were up against it this morn. we wont come up against a tougher defensive wall than that, though pianos are solid, and with the two blind superstars at the back we just couldn't find any gaps, no matter who we meet in the final, we'll be prepared ".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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