Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has had to spend half his life in night clubs! Prince Harry is understood...
Paris Hilton, billionaire playgirl, was caught by paparazzi performing a Nazi salute on a boat in San Tropez this week. After the an initial furore with the world's press accusing her of everything short of War Crimes, her people tried to laugh it of...
Northumberland - (Reuterus): Moat's DNA has matched up with the gingernut doppelganger who has successfully impersonated Harry for over 20 years. The paternity test was ordered after the fugitive killer's genetic imprint was sent to the UK Nation...
New York, NY - Prince Harry was in town for a fun-filled weekend of firsts that included throwing out the first pitch at a New York Mets game, being the first player in a charity polo match to be thrown from his horse (he was not injured), and being...
Prince Harry caused controversy today when he suggested that there are insufficient numbers of red haired players in the England football team. "Flame hair comes from passion within ginger men and ginger people are special anyway, so my mum told...
Botswana - (Fluffy Mess): The pair were caught on camera caressing a Gaborone cougar at the Mokolodi nature reserve today. Wills looked flushed with excitement as the cheetah began purring ecstatically when the Prince ruffled its fur and probed it...
Our next Queen in waiting, the Duchess of Cornwall or Camilla to her chums is reported to have broken a leg. An eye witness said, "No, her ladyship, oh whatever, had not been kicking servants, badly behaved horses or corgis. They fed all the corgi...
The new British "BOYS" tabloid in town is tittering over a photo of Prince Charles recently posted. The Queen is not amused and is sending her head hunters out to try to quash any further publication of her son's anatomy. The tabloid is pub...
British Blab reports that Prince Charles has been secretly meeting with Susan Boyle and not just to listen to her sing either! The dashing prince is not a stranger to extra martial affairs and would not worry if present wife Camilla found out abo...
FITZROVIA, England - Pink, the American singer, not the Danish porn actress, or the infamous call girl from the Netherlands was in the London suburb visiting her Aunt Chartreuse and was asked how her PETA campaign is going. The 30-year-old said th...
LONDON - Camilla Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, has remarked to the BBC that the American singer Beyonce dresses much to provocatively and much to trashily. The Empress of Ipswich, stated that Miss Beyonce wears some outlandishly erotic outfits...
In a story having grave implications for the traditional special bonds that unite the UK and the USA, Michelle Obama is reported to have kicked over the traces and become a cougar. With her sites on Prince Harry, the first lady has gleefully dumpe...
Wiltshire - (Blitzkreig Mess): Wills and Harry are leading suspects after army bomb disposal experts at RAF Desmond Lyneham battled for four hours today to dismantle a five kilotonne nuclear device. A hasty MoD D-notice gagged any delicate details...
Prince Harry has turned to TV hypnotist Paul McConya in a last-ditch bid to break what a pal describes as "a life-long addiction". "For some years now, and indeed since I first met him at Eton, Harry has loved a fag," said long-time chum and regim...
Malibu - Initial reports that Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, son of Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and the late Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, second in line to the British throne, is house hunting in the fashionable California coastal town of...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "Of course the House of Ratzinger prime directive still applies," crazed Buckingham Palace Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon confirmed today, "but this is an emergency and only a Big Oil bride will do." Luce-Can...
As expenses scandal after expenses scandal rocked the nation, with politicians falling over themselves to deny any wrongdoing before either resigning or being sacked, the Royal Family's selection committee decided not to reselect Princes Charles, Har...
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