Written by A MCRORY

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Prince Harry caused controversy today when he suggested that there are insufficient numbers of red haired players in the England football team.

"Flame hair comes from passion within ginger men and ginger people are special anyway, so my mum told Me." he told reporters at a charity polo match in the US.

He went on, "I think 11 gingers on the England team would win this dashed second World Cup trophy." As if to prove the point the Prince then proceeded to score a goal at the polo match he was playing.

Afterwards he told reporters, "You see. See how easy it is. Give me 10 strong red heads, brave and true and I will return with all of the bally World Cups!"

Harry was so chuffed with his goal that he is said to have rang his mother, the Queen and said, "Mother I'm returning to Afghanistan ASAP to give the rag-heads a jolly good thrashing and I will hear no more on the subject." though this has yet to be confirmed.

One source said that the Prince wants to see England Manager, Fabio Capello to help with the arrangements for Euro 2012. During the polo match Harry fell off his horse but was soon riding again thanks to savlon, a band-aid on his knee and a big kiss from Nursey.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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