Written by SpoofyDoofy

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

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Prince Harry on SAS parade! Note the disguise!!

Chelsy, London: With leave at the Army for Prince Harry at a premium, it would appear that his next posting will be in the SAS! As part of Prince Harry's 'SAS induction' he has had to spend half his life in night clubs!

Prince Harry is understood to have developed an alter-ego named Winston the Rastafarian. With Prince Harry wearing a Rastafarian disguise, pink nails one night and a black wig, in an effort to go out in public without being recognised. This has all been part of the required SAS tactical maneouvring continual development programme.

Prince Harry has been on covert operations wearing the "Winston" outfit, at a warehouse parties in East London and to mix in with the public at other clubs and on trips to the shops as part of his SAS surveillance training!

Prince Harry, sometimes has to wear luminous pink nail varnish on night maneouvres, also wears a long black wig to stay incognito. Keeping up appearances is all part of the special 'staff training' required in the SAS!


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