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Thursday, 8 July 2010

image for Palace fury as Raoul Moat tests positive for Prince Harry paternity
Hair raising: the physical resemblance is remarkable

Northumberland - (Reuterus): Moat's DNA has matched up with the gingernut doppelganger who has successfully impersonated Harry for over 20 years.

The paternity test was ordered after the fugitive killer's genetic imprint was sent to the UK National Poisons Unit's wackjob division.

Buckingham Palace is said to be frantic and furious as news of the DNA result leaked out to the media this morning.

The young Prince Harry and his brother William were topped by Charles during a cocaine fuelled weekend of hell.

Both were immediately replaced with little lookalike orphans by Hellfire Club grandees in the MoD.

And the bodies of Charles and Diana's sons hastily buried in a dark corner of Kensington Palace's herbacious border.

Northumbria police today continued their search of stately homes and local castles following a tipoff that insider Palace sources may be shielding him from capture.

Harry's girfriend Chelsy Davey is 69.

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