Written by jansal

Thursday, 31 December 2009

image for Prince Charles at it again
The Queen remarks: "Why didn't my son find her sooner"

British Blab reports that Prince Charles has been secretly meeting with Susan Boyle and not just to listen to her sing either!

The dashing prince is not a stranger to extra martial affairs and would not worry if present wife Camilla found out about this new dalliance.

The attraction seems to be the resemblance to his present wife but there the resemblance ends as Camilla has absolutely no talent whatsoever and Susan has a beautiful singing voice.

The prince is not embarrassed in the least to remark that his new "lady love" has given him "goose bumps" in more places than one and he can't bear to be without her voice constantly ringing in his ears.

He is not ashamed to admit that he wears his favorite ear phones while going to sleep at night next to his "old" lady love as she snores loudly unaware of the look of pure contentment on her husband's face. He drifts sweetly off to sleep with the sound of his new paramour's beautiful voice in his ears.

Will Camilla take singing lessons in order to keep her husband or will she merely accept the situation as did Charles' previous wife Diana. Will she look the other way in her dream of the day she can take over the Throne?

Meanwhile Charles and Susan enjoy their not so secret affair.

Even the Queen is thrilled with her son's choice of music.

What goes around comes around Camilla !

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Prince Harry

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