The US Navy opened the last bastion closed to serving female officers by telling them it was OK to join the submarine service and go down for their country. Due to the confined quarters on a US Navy Attack Submarine where as many as nine sailors b...
A loony Iranian Cleric has accused young promiscuous Iranian females for causing earthquakes in Iran! The slightly disturbed cleric named, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (says it all actually) claims that when Iranian women show their hairy, unshaven...
Personal conflict is marring the race between Spain's Edurne Pasaban and South Korea's Oh Eu-bitch to become the first woman to climb the world's 14 highest mountains after Pasaban claimed, "I should be first. I'm by far the prettiest and the media w...
Most women are shocked to discover that they are wearing the wrong size bra-cup. A new study has revealed that a number of average sized women with above average bust lines is increasing. As a result the most common bra cup size has been increasi...
The government has announced plans for new driving tests designed with men and women in mind. Gone are 3 point turns, parallel parking and mirror signal manoeuvre. In comes emergency stop while applying your make up, driving safely in the middle lane...
Scientists observing monkeys have discovered that they enjoy watching human females undress rather than males! In fact they tend to become highly aroused as human females pole-danced and stripped in front of them whereby when human males did a "Fu...
Judith Beckinsdale, aged 56 and from Billingsgate has set a new world record for talking nonstop. Judith, a self proclaimed 'fish wife' rambled on for 5 hours and 24 minutes yesterday in her front room of all places. She beat the previous record by 6...
London - (Armageddinouttahere!): As the benefic planet Venus glides majestically into Aries, the Zodiac's sign of Spring, the stage set is for the downfall of the most evil patriarchal conspiracy since the invention of the Crucifiction and its Twelv...
An advert for a brand of medicine to soften stools where four women discuss their bowl movements over coffee is proving to be so popular that it will be made into a TV series later this year. The show will be based around the lives of four differe...
London - (Lady-From Shag-Hai Mess): A Russian espionage totty squad has infiltrated the UK Premiership spooks warned today. The motley Mata Hari crew has ditched wayward £10,000+ per week footballers to concentrate on the 'real Premiership' - of B...
The maiden voyage of this special bus on Fifth Avenue in New York City did not turn out as harassment free as planned, when two of the -- um, ladies -- had an argument about which of them had gotten the better bargain at Saks Fifth Avenue. Pow!...
It wasn't held in Miami, but the downtown New York event on Friday had all the thrills and disappointments of the real thing. It was the annual Running of the Brides, an event sponsored by a department store in Union Square. This year 900 bride...
Chelsea and England footy star John Terry has been reading Bill Clintons 100 favourite quotes and has decided to adopt one of Bill's favourite clangers. Terry had an affair with one of his ex-colleagues girlfriend, was thick enough to forget his c...
Both Parties Plot 2012 Out of nowhere comes a rumor that is going to scare the wits out of you if you can believe this. Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton have met and are plotting to upset the entire voting population of the United States with their...
In response to the debut of a fully functional female sex robot at the 2010 Adult Video Awards, a California robotics company announced the breakthrough development of an articulated male robot to fulfill the needs of the modern professional woman.
Men all over the world are said to be 'heading for the hills' as women all over the world synchronize there periods to create one hellish up and coming 5 days. News of this mass synchronization came as Mark Bishop a Canadian man got home from work...
Reporting for WWN today it is learned that the people of America will have no choice when voting in the upcoming Presidential election of 2012. It is an established rumor that it will be an election where the American people will be forced to elec...
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