Men all over the world are said to be 'heading for the hills' as women all over the world synchronize there periods to create one hellish up and coming 5 days.
News of this mass synchronization came as Mark Bishop a Canadian man got home from work to discover his wife Merry and her friend Jessica in what can only be called as "One hell of a fucking fowl mood". After having a quick 5 minute shower, Mr Bishop was then ambushed by his wife yelling and screaming at him to do the dishes and take the rubbish out in a tone that Mr Bishop only describes as "the tone of Satan".
Police also report a sharp rise in attacks on men, mainly to do with household chores being left longer then two minutes. Police are urging all men to be careful and to wear safety gear when entering a house, shopping mall, hairdressers, hotel reception or supermarket where women are located.
Reports across the world are flooding in as males report widespread crying, stomach pains, flying plates, massive chocolate consumption and cancelled sports subscriptions.
It looks like a long 5 days ahead but scientists say this is a once in a 2000 year occurrence.
