Scientists observing monkeys have discovered that they enjoy watching human females undress rather than males!
In fact they tend to become highly aroused as human females pole-danced and stripped in front of them whereby when human males did a "Full Monty" everything went either soft (male monkeys) or dry (female monkeys).
The experiment was conducted in front of many species of our nearest neighbours and the surprised scientists came to the following conclusions:
A) There are no GAY monkeys!
B) Only Lesbians and Bi's
C) Monkeys are a Horny species enjoying SEX, Bananas (dual function, use your imagination) and swinging on old Michelin tyres.
D) Monkeys love human female breasts, pussies and lovely rounded butts so do STRAIGHT human males.
E) Monkeys don't like undressed human males neither do STRAIGHT male humans either!
F) Female monkeys like human undressed females and are not ashamed to admit it!
All in all the results of this scientific study are not such a surprise:
Male monkeys love undressed females, female monkeys love them too proving that non-GAY men only like women and non-GAY women don't mind a bit of both (when it's on offer or necessary, better than a dildo anyway!).
