Women Rule in 2012

Written by jansal

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

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To honor or not to honor that is the question

Reporting for WWN today it is learned that the people of America will have no choice when voting in the upcoming Presidential election of 2012.

It is an established rumor that it will be an election where the American people will be forced to elect the first woman president.

It has been rumored that only three persons will be running for the office of the President. Hilary Clinton, Sarah Palin and even Michelle Obama!

Hilary's platform will be: The most experience to run the country because , "I have been running the country ever since my husband was in the office of President".

Hilary goes on to say, "Everyone knows, Bill certainly didn't have time for politics when he was too busy helping a certain lady design handbags".

Sarah Palin's platform will be experience in almost being vice president. "I almost made Vice President in the last Presidential election. I also held the office of Governor to Alaska, AND I wrote a best seller".

Michelle Obama's platform will be freedom of choice. "As President of this great country I will see to it that no one will ever have to hold their hand over their heart for any reason, unless they want to".

As of now, it is foreseen that many Americans will be looking to relinquish their citizenship papers and be moving to a less hostile country to live out their lives.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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