Renowned Portsmouth prostitute Pompey Lil made her 1000th court appearance in the city today, accused of soliciting an American tourist. It was alleged that Pompey Lil offered the tourist a spot of 'How's your father' up a back alley for a 'score.
In Kit Carson City, Nevada's proud history of opposing taxes now has something of a blemish. Legal prostitutes and some brothel owners testified Tuesday that they wanted to help solve the state's financial crises by paying a new tax. Among those...
New York NY: Dr. Harpo Marx had to hurriedly leave the Abnormal Political Behavior Conference in San Francisco CA and fly to the east coast. He made stops in Baltimore MD, Washington DC and Brooklyn NY to interview prospective ACORN prostitutes. T...
When several prostitutes invaded Huff, Tennessee from Nashville, the local girls knew exactly what to do. They called the local sheriff. Sheriff Butters' deputy, Howard Stern, took the call and told the lady calling that she had nothing to worry...
Out of work Brits have a real chance for employment as entry level sex-services workers, so says The Chartered Institute for Purchasing and Supply. The new report, released Wednesday, states, "(Our) monthly purchasing manager's index for the sex...
Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 36-year-old man living in Huntington, West Virginia. I have an excellent job with a financial institution; my salary, after taxes, is $310,000 per year. My rent and living expenses use up about $70,000 per year. The remaining $240,000 is "disposable income." And I certainly dispose of it, and in the worst of ways, too! You see, Fr. Francois, I spend all of my mo...
Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...
Local whorehouse 'performer' Janice Bigguns has become the object of much speculation following claims that she can somehow manage to whistle while engaged in certain acts. Lorleen LaRue has been 'entertaining' clients with her duel talents of you...
New York authorities released seven people accused of running a prostitution ring on the Web site Craigslist, the state's attorney general announced. Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's office said the group ran a 24-hour prostitution ring called Roo...
Berlin - As police search the rubble of a collapsed fifteen storey apartment block here in Berlin tonight, shocked residents insisted that they'd been warning of the impending disaster for months. "It was the fat prostitute on the fifth floor," on...
The pubic outcry of prostitutes is all the way from Las Vegas to Bangkok as the new thirty-minute infomercial, "Introducing Bronco's New SuckAmatic, hits the late night television. "We can't compete with the men or their old ladies purchasing the...
HOBOKEN, New Jersey - A local prostitute has been arrested by Hoboken police for plying her trade with an illegal stimulus package. Maraca Allegretto, 24, told police that she is just a simple, hard-working, quasi-law-abiding citizen who is trying...
After a police headquarters captain came up with a new way of cutting down on prostitution in the city of Lisbon, Portugal, he has apparently lost his case. "We spend so much of our time arresting these women, we have little left over for the seri...
Washington,DC/ Report from the Surgeon General/Urgent! - President Obama declared a state of emergency today and imposed martial law after D.C. Health Officials stated the HIV/AIDS rate was 3% of the population and climbing. All approaches to the...
Munich, Germany / Financial News - Swiss gigolo Helg Sgarbi,44, recently sentenced to 6 years in prison for extortion involving a rich german heiress, claims he got even more than the L8.5 from her, by allegedly extorting some of American's most h...
Red Nose Day is upon us once more here in the UK, and up and down the country people have been getting up to all sorts of whacky activities with the aim of raising money for the Comic Relief charity. In London's King's Cross area, prostitutes tha...
Boston, Ma./ Working Girl News, The Bling Report - Taxachusetts Governor Deval "Cadillac" Patrick proposed additional taxes this week to bail out his corrupt state sinking further into the mire of Government Spending, No-Show Jobs, and disability pay...
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