Prostitutes Taken Care Of In Small Town

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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"No Nashville Trash Wanted Here!"

When several prostitutes invaded Huff, Tennessee from Nashville, the local girls knew exactly what to do. They called the local sheriff.

Sheriff Butters' deputy, Howard Stern, took the call and told the lady calling that she had nothing to worry about and that the sheriff would take care of it immediately.

So Howard called Sheriff Butters and he then called us here at the National Inquisitor to run a front page story that there was actual prostitution being ran in our innocent little southern town here at the edge of the mountains.

A couple of days later Sheriff Butters and Deputy Stern were seen hauling in a little guy in a flashy suit and four well, but hardly dressed ladies

The judge, Judge Limbaugh, sentenced the five to two years in Benton County jail, but since this was their first offense here, they had the option of having their sentence commuted if they would leave town and never come back.

They took the option.

"Off the record, Sheriff Butters told the Inquisitor that "We got to help every little bidness we got left in our little town, and this is one bidness what ain't going south of the border."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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