If Manchester United fans thought their heroes were up against it after their disappointing 1-1 draw with Arsenal at Old Trafford on Monday night, they would have been doubly so after checking the fixture list and seeing that next up is a tricky away...
Club executives at AZ Alkmaar are, this morning, involved in an emergency high-level meeting over the future of the oddly-named team boss, Arne Slot, after last night's game against Manchester United, which ended 0-0. Slot, which is pronounced by...
Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, says his team were "unlucky" in Holland, as they were denied a penalty during their drab, uninspiring goalless draw with AZ Alkmaar, in last night's Europa League fixture. "It's a penalty 101 times out...
Paul Pogba, the Manchester United football player, is annoyed, and he's annoyed because he wants more money. Pogba, who is French, doesn't know exactly how much more money he wants, but he knows, for certain, he wants more than he's getting at the...
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who was the subject of an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has experienced a somewhat disappointing start to his Old Trafford career, with United currently in tenth posi...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who crashed into Old Trafford after an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has been involved in a 'hit and run' incident. Maguire, 26, was playing in his usual centre-ha...
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has dropped a veritable bombshell in the lap of Reds' boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, by saying that, although he is currently enjoying life at Old Trafford, he would like to end his career winning t...
The Premier League season is only six matches old, yet we already find ourselves speculating on who the first managerial casualty will be, and, with Manchester United hosting Arsenal on Monday night at Old Trafford, is it possible that Ole Gunnar Sol...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has vowed never to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defen…
In a show of brilliance that made a mockery of descriptions of him as a lumbering carthorse with little or no turn of pace, Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire moved like a bullet out a gun earlier today, when he trod on a co...
Emergency talks are still in progress at Old Trafford this afternoon, after it was discovered that Manchester United boss and former player, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is not, in fact, human, but a cybernetic organism consisting of living tissue over a ro...
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United showed why they are the most famous club in football, as they outgrafted, outshone, and outsmarted League One minnows, Rochdale Hornets, in last night's Carabao Cup tie at Old Trafford, easily winning 5-3 on p...
There's love, romance, matrimony and feverish expectancy in the air throughout the South Yorkshire region tonight, as the Manchester United and England £80million central defender, Harry Maguire, took some time out from football to announce the weddi...
Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, has revealed the pressure he is under to perform at the highest level, and that petty jealousies - particularly about his salary - have aroused anger in other players, and made him a mark...
News coming out of Old Trafford this morning, is that Manchester United coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to go into hospital later this week for surgery on his furrowed brow, which, at times, looks as if he is keeping snakes in his forehead. Solskj...
It's always nice when someone more experienced takes a younger person 'under his wing', and 'shows him the ropes', and that is precisely what has happened at Manchester United, with central defender, Harry Maguire, looking out for teenage striker, Ma...
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