Homosexual birds all over the world are celebrating today after a pair of gay flamingos were allowed to adopt a chick. Carlos and Fernando, who have been a couple for five years have finally got the go ahead to start their own family at the Wildfowl...
LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...
London: UK ministers have given the go-ahead for scientists to produce human-animal hybrids.
The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...
A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.
LONDON (Roosters) - Police arrested 30 animals in a series of coordinated raids across Britain, Belgium and the Netherlands on Tuesday as part of investigations into animal rights extremism.
Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.
Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.
Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.
Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...
Following on from the furore caused by the baby polar bear in Berlin zoo hullabaloo, animal rights activists have come up with a solution to end animal cruelty once and for all.
Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.
In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.
This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...
There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.
Moscow- The beautiful Stalinist architecture of the Russian capital, long admired by British council architects, has seen many a scandal come and go but the latest one seems set to rumble for a while to come.
Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.
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