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Funny story: Gay Flamingos Get Go Ahead to Adopt

Gay Flamingos Get Go Ahead to Adopt

Homosexual birds all over the world are celebrating today after a pair of gay flamingos were allowed to adopt a chick. Carlos and Fernando, who have been a couple for five years have finally got the go ahead to start their own family at the Wildfowl...

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Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...

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Funny story: Scientists to make freak animals

Scientists to make freak animals

London: UK ministers have given the go-ahead for scientists to produce human-animal hybrids.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...

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Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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Funny story: Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

Police arrest 30 in animal rights raids, Knut questioned

LONDON (Roosters) - Police arrested 30 animals in a series of coordinated raids across Britain, Belgium and the Netherlands on Tuesday as part of investigations into animal rights extremism.

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Funny story: Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.

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Funny story: Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Vegetarian Reveals: If Plants Were Cute and Cuddly or Screamed When Killed, She Wouldn't Eat Them Either

Seattle, Washington - A high-ranking PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) official admitted today that if plants were cuddly and cute, or if they screamed when plucked or stepped on, she wouldn't eat them either.

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Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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Funny story: Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...

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Funny story: Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Animal rights activists have solution to all animal cruelty worldwide.

Following on from the furore caused by the baby polar bear in Berlin zoo hullabaloo, animal rights activists have come up with a solution to end animal cruelty once and for all.

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Funny story: Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.

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Funny story: China Developing Human Computer Chips

China Developing Human Computer Chips

In 2004, researchers from the University of Florida grew mouse brain cells on a computer chip and trained them to pilot a flight simulator.

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Funny story: Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...

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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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Funny story: The Devil writes Pravda

The Devil writes Pravda

Moscow- The beautiful Stalinist architecture of the Russian capital, long admired by British council architects, has seen many a scandal come and go but the latest one seems set to rumble for a while to come.

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Funny story: Edible animal found in Paris!

Edible animal found in Paris!

Paris- Confusion reigns in the French capital tonight as the shocking news that an edible animal, that does not appear to be on any menu, was found within the city limits.

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