Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Funny story written by Breeze

Saturday, 10 March 2007

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Snowy in happier times.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!

Snowy here is a feral Teddy bear, one of a pack who roam the mean streets of New York, high on crack and heroin, killing and eating anyone who gets in their way.

She began life, natually enough, as a companion for a young child and lived with a family in Manhattan. Times were good, she had enough to eat and all the cuddles she could handle. All too soon however, she became tatty and bedraggled. She was outgrown and became just another statistic in a bedroom full of forgotten childhood dreams.

One day she was callously tossed into the dustbin and abandoned by the owners she had come to love and trust.

Alone and frightened she wandered the streets, begging for scraps of food and sleeping rough throughout the harsh New York winter.

Life on the streets is hard for a young bear and she was soon forced into bear prostitution and hard core bear pornography. Made to have intercourse with perverted bear enthusiasts who always wanted to cuddle after.

She began to use drugs and became addicted to crack and heroin. She slowly began to lose her sense of individuality and her self respect.

Eventually, after working the streets for three years, Snowy was badly beaten by her pimp and left for dead. She was found by a Teddie street gang, who nursed her back to health and introduced her to the life of the feral bear, where every day is a battle to survive.

Now, Snowy lives on the streets, running with a pack of bloodthirsty rebel bears who only care about where the next ounce of crack is coming from. They rob and steal to survive and a human life means nothing to these desperate outlaws.

Things could have been so different for Snowy, if only she had been given the love and companionship of a decent family. She could have become a productive and valued member of society, instead of the crack-fuelled slut junkie she has become.

Life is cheap for these feral bears and Snowy will probably end up dead from an overdose or slowly bleed to death on the street, repeatedly stabbed over a bag of smack.
Perhaps she will get arrested and be clubbed to death in prison, by a physcopathic lesbian, with the leg of her own bed, or maybe her heart will simply break over what could have been.

Whatever way she goes, she's fucked and she knows it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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