The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them."
Top offenders are Paris Hilton, Christina Aguillera and any anorexic looking star who hangs around with a small "snack-sized" dog.
An rspca spokesman today said, "There are many snaps of top celebs snogging their dogs, but in some cases, sadly, things have gone a bit further."
The organisation was alerted to the growing problem when Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were photographed barfing up their pets after a late-night drinking session. Paris was heard to comment that she had a fur-ball in her throat afterwards.
RSPCA officials commented "We are urging the public to report any celebrity whose dogs go missing, suddenly puts on a few pounds, or who seems to be gorging on their pets muzzle during an innocent pet to owner kiss."
