LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares to enter prison.
She has been seen wondering the streets of LA with a face like a smacked arse of late, because she has been told that none of her beloved pets will be allowed to join her in celeb' solitary.
The high profile celebrity wing of the jail house having been specially kitted out for sex kittens will not be able to accommodate the real thing, no ickle kitty cats, no shaking Chihuahuas and certainly no donkeys.
She did ask her friends and associates but they all suddenly had prior engagements due to their hectic 24/7 party lifestyle, what with going to concerts and festivals to get blasted on booze and Jamaican cigarettes.
So with Paris inside and no one being around to feed the poor starving zoo, the sad news is, her entire menagerie will have to go into catteries, kennels or meat pies, apart from dobbin of course, he was last seen on the back of a trailer en route to the glue factory.
