The legendary John Madden, football commentator and computer game mogul, announced his retirement from the sporting world today. Madden, aged 73, became famous following a national campaign to find a future Sports Announcer with the name "John Mad...
Suprise hit the banking community today as Citibank released their 2009 Q1 earnings summary. Widely hailed by banking experts as being a likely barometer as to whether the economy is recovering, it appears the focus and widespread scrutiny of the...
Even more shameful video footage of Police behaviour during the G20 protests was released today causing further controversy. The new footage appears to show members of the Police pulling members of the public's hair, giving wedgies (some atomic),...
Suprise You-Tube superstar Susan Boyle has apparently been signed this afternoon to a multi-million pound recording contract following her performance on Saturday's "Britain's Got Talent" show. Following the massive popularity of the singer since...
Fans of the hit show "The Apprentice" are reeling today as the latest episode of the show saw a surprise and emotional ending. During the final "boardroom" scenes in which Sir Alan Sugar was hearing from the 3 members of the losing team about who...
Richard Curtis, purveyor of wonderful romantic comedies is already writing a sequel to his recent hit film "The Boat that Rocked" his agent revealed today. In a move away from the North Sea setting of the first movie however, the sequel is believe...
Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, notably missing from the large parts of the high scoring Champions League match against Chelsea, revealed the reasons for his behaivour after the match. It seems that Rafa has recently turned to the ancient Aztec tr...
The terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda, has just claimed full responsibility for the assassination of "Toots" the cat owned by pop star Sandi Thom. The move is believed to be part of a larger scheme targeting the pets of celebrities led by the terror...
Hollywood hit a new high today as ex Nightclub Bouncer Vin "Vin Diesel" Diesel signed a contract guaranteeing his involvement with at least 18 further Fast and Furious films. In what is being heralded as as big as when George Lucas agreed to make...
Infamous former advisor to the British Prime Minister, Damian McBride has allegedly signed a high paid contract with an unnamed fake news website. The credentials of Mr McBride are undeniable given his recent phenomenal work in "spoofing" members...
In a surprise decision today, an American court has ruled of the Malawian family who have been trying to adopt the International Superstar Madonna. Having agreed with the family's assertion that Madonna's real parents Madonna and Silvio Ciccone ha...
In a break from the traditional secrecy around the 28 year long marriage, Robyn Moore, the wife of Mel Gibson has discussed some of the reasons for her filing for divorce last week. "Mel has always been an extremely dedicated actor, but in the las...
In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel...
The nation of France has surrendered during war a number of times throughout history. They have surrendered to the British, Spanish, Germans and Italians to name but a few nations that they have signed terms with. However in a surprising twist of...
There was shock in both the Sport and Scientific communities today as a Manchester United spokesman revealed that 17 year old star Federico Macheda was genetically created as part of a youth construction programme run by the club. It appears that...
Insane Pop superstar Michael Jackson has announced today the setlist for the 50 night run which he will be performing in the O2 arena in London later this year. At time of the original announcement of the shows, Jackson said simply "I will be perf...
2 darlings of the internet and paparazzi have agreed to stage the first real life celebrity death match. Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, both recently described as "ridiculous" and "pointless" by every single person on Earth, including themselves,...
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