Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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The latest targets of Al-Qaeda activity

The terrorist organisation Al-Qaeda, has just claimed full responsibility for the assassination of "Toots" the cat owned by pop star Sandi Thom.

The move is believed to be part of a larger scheme targeting the pets of celebrities led by the terror organisation.

The Pop star has been working with Pet Detectives and had initially been tipped off that a local man had shot the cat. However the claim made on the Al-Jazeera network suggests that it was actually the terror group.

Police investigating the the attack believe that the larger target will be "Bo" the dog recently acquired by the Obama family. As such a full team of Secret Service agents have been put in place to protect the dog and if required, throw themselves in front of a bullet to protect the Portuguese Water Dog.

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