Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

image for Suprise Twist in most recent episode of "The Apprentice"

Fans of the hit show "The Apprentice" are reeling today as the latest episode of the show saw a surprise and emotional ending.

During the final "boardroom" scenes in which Sir Alan Sugar was hearing from the 3 members of the losing team about who should be fired, he became increasingly emotional and tearful.

Sir Alan then proceeded to break down into tears and wept even as his esteemed colleagues Nick and Margaret did their best to console him.

It appears that since the collapse of the world economy, Sir Alan is infact totally bankrupt. He seems to have been desperately holding onto the hope that one of the teams would generate a money making scheme which he could adopt to regain the millions that he has lost through both the collapsing securities market, and his heavy investments in a Madoff Investments company.

However, the idiotic and hopeless candidates have offered no such idea, and have clearly broken the former millionaire.

Sir Alan was unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: The Apprentice




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