Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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Hollywood hit a new high today as ex Nightclub Bouncer Vin "Vin Diesel" Diesel signed a contract guaranteeing his involvement with at least 18 further Fast and Furious films.

In what is being heralded as as big as when George Lucas agreed to make the Star Wars prequels, Diesel is likely to receive millions of dollars per movie.

Titles believed to be already written and in production include:

- Faster and Furiouser
- More Fast and a bit Less Furious
- Some Fast but Mainly Furious
- Slow and Calm, but also Furious
- Fasting whilst Furious
- The Fast and the Furious Case of Benjamin Button
- The Fast and the Curious

It is believed that the films (likely to be released in consecutive years from 2010) will tie up a number of Oscar categories every single year from now on.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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