Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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Infamous former advisor to the British Prime Minister, Damian McBride has allegedly signed a high paid contract with an unnamed fake news website.

The credentials of Mr McBride are undeniable given his recent phenomenal work in "spoofing" members of the Conservative party however his plan ran into difficulties when the website he was hoping would publish his work, refused.

It is believed that McBride is suffering from a condition which forces rational, normal members of the public to invent stories about famous people, bringing their reputations into question as often as possible.

Rumours suggest that Gordon Brown himself contacted the administrator of one such "spoof" websites (rumoured to be known simply as Mr Lowton) and personally requested that McBride be hired, and paid the same levels as the top writers for the website.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament




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