In a shocking announcement made at Neverland Ranch yesterday, friends and family of Michael Jackson have revealed that the legendary pop icon is still dead. "We tried everything," said Jose Artula, President of the Michael Jackson Fan Club. "We ev...
Michael Jackson's Doc, Murray, only acted in the interests of Michael and mankind, he thought the world had suffered enough and did it solely for "humanitarian" reasons. He actually felt so sorry for Michael's nose, Zombie looks, his bank account...
Andy Dandy, a prosecutor's son died during an operation at the UCLA medical center after announcements were made that Dr. Conrad Murray would be arrested and charges would be filed against him by prosecutors for the death of Michael Jackson. Prose...
SACRAMENTO - A California ruling has just been handed down by the honorable Judge Wilfred Orlando Hoochcoffee (89th Circuit Court - San Andreas Fault District). Judge Hoochcoffee was informed that several of the giraffes on Michael Jackson's Never...
The late pop singer Michael Jackson has had another honor come his way with his selection to the American Pedophile Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Jackson, who has versions of his life story or tributes playing almost constantly MTC,...
WASHINGTON DC--Congress, seeking a bilateral issue with which to overcome vitriolic partisanship, declared February 29th to be Micheal Jackson Day, honoring the "King of Pop". The honor follows on the heels of a Lifetime Achievement Grammy for the...
Minneapolis, MN - Bleiben Dunkel of Minnesota acknowledged today that he is unfamiliar with late entertainer, Michael Jackson. Contacted at his home in the remote village of Waskish, Dunkel said that his TV screen went blank on June 12. When told tha...
Back from the grave or vault or whatever container he occupies, the year end totals show that the number one selling artist for 2009, was Michael Jackson. "A dead guy beat me?" was the response from our most popular live performer, Taylor Swift.
Perhaps all the recent goings-on have caused the talented golfer to go a little bananas but a source close to Tiger has told us that Tiger Woods has bleached his face till it's whiter and had a nose job. He also wants custody of the kids so he ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Postal Department has begun selling the new Michael Jackson Series 44 cent postage stamp. Their are four different stamps in the Michael Jackson Series. The first stamp shows Michael Jackson when he was singing...
Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a hospital in Honolulu over the weekend and was in a coma for two hours. On gaining consciousness Limbaugh said he had had a near death experience. Reportedly, he told doctors that he felt himself leave his body and float...
"Bubbles', constant companion of the late Michael Jackson and often traveling with him on his tours, has mastered sign language and he is telling some strange stories, especially after being brought back to Neverland. "Room after room, Bubbles wou...
Prince Michael II, also known as "Blanket" told reporters outside the house Sunday, while his grandmother slept, that his dad, Michael could raise the dead. "Yes he could do that", seconded Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. "We would be sitting around a...
LA Coroner "Dizzy" Vincent O'Tommygun today announced that the "King Of Pop" Michael Jackson, is still dead. The Irish-Italian-American County Coroner who tends to drink a lot, told us: "He's still dead. We've been keeping an eye on him, but he...
Gut busting caddies are now reporting that the golf gambling basketball idol Michael Jordan just lost a whopper of a golf bet to Charles "Trim & Fit" Barkley. Apparently the $20 Nassau bet was doubled and redoubled by Jordan every time he whiffed...
Los Angeles - (Risible): Three hundred pages of classified FBI twaddle on Michael Jackson have been published in a massive disinformation blinder. All mention of the real, dark-skinned African American entertainer's death circa 1990 have been sys...
Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning. The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vit...
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