Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

image for FBI's Michael Jackson dossier 'still protecting the Bushes'
KGB mobster Biush topped the real jackson and replaced him with a tribute act

Los Angeles - (Risible): Three hundred pages of classified FBI twaddle on Michael Jackson have been published in a massive disinformation blinder.

All mention of the real, dark-skinned African American entertainer's death circa 1990 have been systematically whitewashed.

And all mention of fetid Jackson tribute act Tim Geli - spawned by George H Bush and Elizabeth Taylor - who replaced the original remains locked down in National Security Agency terror files.

Despite the US Freedom of Information Act release to the press today the actual Jackson criminal evidence is deemed so damning and disgusting it remains under tight security in an NSA strongroom.

The FBI has always been terrified that those in the know might one day publish the entire security dossier on Jackson (real) and his shrublet impostor.

Millions of dollars in slush fund bribes has been handed out to keep those in the know sweet.

And the reason for this sordid charade?

The real Jackson was topped by George W Bush at the family compound at Walker's Point, Kennebunkport after a blackmail attempt went horribly wrong.

FBI agents have long suspected that the Maine residency is where Dubya also buried Wacko before inserting his 'nephew' lookalike.

Lisa Marie Presley Jackson is a massive great big fibber.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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