Tiger Woods Medical Records Hacked

Written by Gordo Plenty

Monday, 21 December 2009

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This is where reports have Tiger Woods hiding.

Tiger Woods medical records were copied off of his doctors computer early Friday morning and released on the Internet just this morning.

The most quoted portion of the record is a portion that states that Mr. Woods suffers from a mild case of vitiligo universalis which is the same skin disorder that Michael Jackson was known to have suffered from.

This surprising information verifies claims made by Theresa Rogers and Rachel Uchitel

Theresa Rogers only reply to requests for an interview was 'I told you so.'

Rachel Uchitel couldn't be reached for comment.

Kultida Woods was quoted as saying 'I really had hoped that this wouldn't come out. Some things just need to be kept quiet.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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