Prince Michael II, also known as "Blanket" told reporters outside the house Sunday, while his grandmother slept, that his dad, Michael could raise the dead.
"Yes he could do that", seconded Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. "We would be sitting around a hotel room and daddy would be tired of dangling us over the fire escape and there would be this awful smell."
The kids said that when they asked, Michael told them that they were staying close to a cemetery and that he had just raised the dead.
"Dead people smell awful", stated Blanket. "Dad would always fan away the scent so the dead person would go away."
"Like crap! Dad said we all smell like that because we all turn into crap when we pass on. But he said our souls wouldn't even be around to smell ourselves."
The kids then heard their grandmother Katherine Jackson suddenly yell like a banshee from the door when she saw the kids talking to the press, "You kids get in here! Don't talk to those people!"
"She scared me yelling like that while we were talking about dead people."
"I smell one now."