The Coast Guard was called to Redondo Beach beach earlier this day by several anonymous callers stating there is a "thing" on the beach that looks like Donald Trump. Ensign Paul Klondike told this reporter that the Coast Guard arrived at the beach...
Tonight, Donald Trump, Republican candidate for president, addressed the members of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology student body. Falling far behind in the race for the presidency, because as Mr. Trump put it, "The public thinks I'm outl...
Today, I had the honor of interviewing our magnificent Premier. He was in a jovial mood, as usual. The report from Ukraine was good; no more Russian deaths. No more Russian planes were blown up in Egypt. The Turks have not shot down any planes today.
In the Midle East, most women wear a head covering of some kind, like the Hijab, Hiqab, or Burka. Most people are aware of the Burka and its religious significance. but don't know the wearing of the Burka is a sign of the highest degree of modesty an...
The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State. The memo has been translated from the Ita...
Some good news today in the media world of bad news and badder news and sometimes just awful news. Police Chief Witello Harmon stated in front of the Post Office in Lampire, Ohio (the only post office in the city) that an armed, unarmed gunman was...
I was on my way to a Macy's sale. It was a 25% off non-sale items, 15% off sale items, and negotiable besides. My wife had loaned me her gold Macy's credit card, and God knows what that would be worth. I needed a blue Glen plaid tie to go with my...
Donald Trump's mother was born in Stornoway, Scotland, but the Donald has had problems with Scotland, and today, they have given him the boot. This has to do with the Donald's latest epistle in which he states he's for "a total and complete shutdo...
Today, President Obama has fired his entire secret service security staff guarding him. Recognizing that he would be unprotected from predators, the president stated he felt safer without them. The president said that there have been many killi...
Today, the Supreme Court of California declared the Sodomite Suppression Act unconstitutional. In a rare moment of almost unanimity the court found that requiring gays and lesbians to post pictures of themselves having sexual acts was patently uncons...
Today a raisin was handed a terrific victory. Accused of over-shriveling, the raisin known as "Mongo" denied the claim by Mary Higobothman. Mary claims to have bought dark raisins that were of smooth skin. Mary, according to herself, took all t...
Today's highlights from the funeral log, is James Horner in the number one position. For many of you, his passing will evoke memories of his wonderful music for "Titanic" for which he received an Oscar. Horner lived on the ocean front by a tiny...
Today is a momentous day for NBC. Brian Williams, one of our reporters and the anchor of "NBC Nightly News," who lied about his role and experience covering events in the field, and admitted lying, has now admitted that he lied about lying. "It wa...
Today, President Obama appeared on the stage of St. Xavier College of the Canyons, to accept an honorary degree. The president, beaming, shook the hand of the chancellor of the college, and went to the podium to say a few words to the graduating...
This morning a man dressed in blue denims, a white shirt, and tan loafers, found on the street leaning on a Porto-potty, was taken off to jail for a bail hearing. Earliest reports indicated that this man--his name is believed to be Bret Holman--wa...
South Carolina state capitol building Interview of Senator Lindsey Graham by Bret Fincher "Senator Graham," Fincher asked, reading from his legal pad, "it is my understanding that you don't want to remove the Confederate Flag." "Yes sir, I mean no sir," the senator mumbled his right hand saluting the Confederate Flag. "I," the senator continued, "got up early and raised the flag mysel...
Doctors at Eden Memorial Hospital have confirmed that an ultrasound medical exam of Donald Trump , conducted with a GE#31932 Ultrasound,today, confirms that Trump lacks a brain. His doctor, Dr. Nino Valdenez, stated that no further tests would be...
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