Trump lacks one qualification for president: a brain

Funny story written by Martin Jaeger

Friday, 19 June 2015

Doctors at Eden Memorial Hospital have confirmed that an ultrasound medical exam of Donald Trump , conducted with a GE#31932 Ultrasound,today, confirms that Trump lacks a brain.

His doctor, Dr. Nino Valdenez, stated that no further tests would be taken because the finding is consistent with other characteristic of Trump's behavior and especially what he says.

Dr. Valdenez said, "The man is wacky and this explains it."

He went on after sucking some air to get rid of his hiccups.

"Trump," the doctor continued, "said the other day when he announced his candidacy for president, that he speaks to border guards who tell him Mexico is sending drug dealers, criminals, rapists, not good people. He's nuts. I'm a good person from Mexico."

I then asked Dr. Valdenez, what treatment he plans for Trump.

"There's," he said, "nothing to be done. It is a hopeless case. But he'll be a good Republican presidential candidate. He'll fit right in."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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