Real anti-gay ballot proposal unconstitutional

Funny story written by Martin Jaeger

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Today, the Supreme Court of California declared the Sodomite Suppression Act unconstitutional. In a rare moment of almost unanimity the court found that requiring gays and lesbians to post pictures of themselves having sexual acts was patently unconstitutional.

The court pointed out that non-gays and non-lesbians are not required to post pictures of themselves having sexual acts.

There fore the court found there wasn't an even playing field.

The court ordered that the proponents of the proposed legislation attend sensitivity training.

Judge Thomas, the sole dissenting vote, in his dissenting opinion asked, "What are Sodomites?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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