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Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Appearing together at a campaign rally in South Dakota, Christine O'Donnell and Donald Trump announced their futuristic vision to stop masturbation before it ever happens with a new government agency: The Department Of Pre-jack. After they unveiled t...

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Funny story: Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

Embarrassed: RNC Admits Embryonic Stem Cell Effort to Clone Reagan

WASHINGTON DC (AP) In a press release issued late last night, the Republican National Committee confirmed rumors that it had been engaged in a covert embryonic stem cell research effort. According to the press release, the goal of the secret project...

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Funny story: Tea Party Members Willing to Fund Witchcraft Over Education

Tea Party Members Willing to Fund Witchcraft Over Education

Salem - Tea Party Members working on their national planks for the 2012 Presidential Election have decided to declare their fear of the current education system early; they want it replaced with witchcraft. "We prefer Witchcraft over public educat...

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Funny story: New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

New Show to Compete with Sarah Palin's Alaska: Christine O'Donnell's Delaware

Somware, Delaware - You've barfed your way through episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, keep the barf bag and perhaps a shotgun handy for Christine O' Donnell's Delaware. While Sarah Palin's show is somewhat rescued by the fact her family lives in one t...

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Funny story: The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

Can you believe it but now the "Bone Thugs" of the Obama administration are going after former Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell for misuse of campaign funds during her bid for Senator in the 2010 mid term elections. You remember Christine O'Donnell - the one that claimed she was not a witch even though she practiced witchcraft during a lesbian, drug induced spell during college… you k...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell's One Night Stand Impressed with Her as a Person

Christine O'Donnell's One Night Stand Impressed with Her as a Person

Washington--Christine O'Donnell election year keeps taking strange twists. This time a man is coming forward and saying that he had a one night stand with Ms. O'Donnell back on Halloween night in 2007. "She put a spell on me, because all I re...

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Funny story: O'Donnell: "Yes, I did have a one-night stand! It was with myself!"

O'Donnell: "Yes, I did have a one-night stand! It was with myself!"

Christine O'Donnell called a press conference today to vehemently deny the rumors sweeping the web that a man had claimed he had a one night stand with her. "Not true and a bold face lie," shouted O'Donnell. She continued, "Yes, I am not a perfec...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell says God is the reason she's running for Senate. God says "Uh-uh, Christine..you're not listening. What part of NO do you not understand? Read my lips. I told you NOT TO RUN!"

Christine O'Donnell says God is the reason she's running for Senate. God says "Uh-uh, Christine..you're not listening. What part of NO do you not understand? Read my lips. I told you NOT TO RUN!"

Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell - she who hasn't really read the Constitution and expressed surprise that separation of church and state is in the 1st amendment (?), now says - God told her to run for the Senate. Having failed on all other fronts...

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Funny story: O'Donnell: "No More Separation of Church & Steak!"

O'Donnell: "No More Separation of Church & Steak!"

It was billed as a major policy statement by the Republican candidate for the US Senate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell. Several thousands of her supporters were there as well as the national media. Ms. O'Donnell took the stage with a resolute look...

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Funny story: Maher Mauled by "Mama Grizzlies" after Christine O'Donnell Comments

Maher Mauled by "Mama Grizzlies" after Christine O'Donnell Comments

LOS ANGELES (AP) Bill Maher, political satirist and host of HBO's Real Time program was attacked and seriously injured by five angry female grizzly bears yesterday. According to a spokesperson at an area hospital, Maher remains in serious but stable...

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Funny story: Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist

"A witch and a bitch in 2012!" sang Sarah Palin to a favorable crowd of 10 people at a recent book signing. "We've contracted this wonderful new Ad agency from some boys at The Spoof.com. Its this new way of writing Political Ads called Gerbil Slingi...

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Funny story: Are You Smarter than a Naturalized Citizen?

Are You Smarter than a Naturalized Citizen?

Tea Party candidates all across America are finding out that they may not know nearly enough American History to get them past the journalists who are now starting to ask the hard questions. This is no more apparent than in the latest debate between Christine O'Donnell and her opponent Chris Coons when O'Donnell repeatedly asked "the separation of church and state is in the First Amendment?" Furth...

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Funny story: Brett Farve Sent Dick Flicks to Christine O'Donnell

Brett Farve Sent Dick Flicks to Christine O'Donnell

In a tearful exclusive, football's elderly drama queen, Bret Farve, admits he even sent what Farve calls "Monkey Spanking" videos to anti-masturbation politician Christine O'Donnell. "It registered as an extra thrill for me to try get racy videos...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

The Republican candidate for Senator from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell, may be many things, but informed and prepared to represent the people from her state of Delaware isn't one of them. That, she says, plays to her favor. "Who needs a know it...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Christine O'Donnell Dresses Ken Dolls in Barbie Clothes

Can it get any weirder for this babe who's running for a Delaware Senate seat? It has just come out on another obscure videotape that ever since Christine O'Donnell was a sophomore in high school she's had a weird hobby of dressing Ken dolls in Barbi...

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Funny story: Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception

Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception

DELAWARE (AP) Responding to widespread allegations initially assumed to be attack politics, Christine O'Donnell's campaign manager yesterday released a statement confirming that the senatorial candidate was "with child" and that it was a 21st century...

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