Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell - she who hasn't really read the Constitution and expressed surprise that separation of church and state is in the 1st amendment (?), now says - God told her to run for the Senate.
Having failed on all other fronts and become tangled up in her bubble-world, Chrissie OD made this revelation in -(where else?) - an interview with a 'Christian' Network.
"If I didn't believe that there were (sic) a cause greater than myself worth fighting for, if I didn't believe that it takes a complete dying of self to make things right in this election cycle, I would not be running.
"God is the reason that I'm running," she stated.
O'Donnell believes prayer "plays a direct role in the campaign", claiming that she received a bump in the polls the day some of her supporters held a prayer meeting for her.
Throughout her campaign, O'Donnell said, she has prayed that God will allow her to win and serve as his voice in Congress.
However now comes shocking news. In a late-breaking announcement Christine's God Himself, has come out all thunder and lightning to denounce this she-Devil. God has told voters:
"Once again sulfurous Christine is back to her spinning and lying, taking my name in vain and pretending she's my BFF. Christine, I did not tell you to run. I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN. But do you listen? Oh no. You are nothing but a blasphemer playing Devil with all my real Christians. Once and for all read my lips....I am commanding you NOT TO RUN"