Christine O'Donnell's One Night Stand Impressed with Her as a Person

Written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 1 November 2010

Washington--Christine O'Donnell election year keeps taking strange twists.

This time a man is coming forward and saying that he had a one night stand with Ms. O'Donnell back on Halloween night in 2007.

"She put a spell on me, because all I remember was that she knocked on my door and asked if I would play Dungeon and Dragons with her? She got me drunk and talked about politics for part of the night. The next thing I know, boom, I am waking up next to her." Ms. O'Donnell's unnamed one night stand said.

"I just want to say that she didn't need the spell, because she was funny, good looking, maybe a little bit of a cougar, and just a blast to be around. I really wish I would have voted for her in the past elections." Ms. O'Donnell's unnamed one night stand added.

Ms. O'Donnell didn't really deny the story, but did say that part about her not knowing how to shave was untrue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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