Tea Party Members Willing to Fund Witchcraft Over Education

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Sunday, 9 January 2011

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Witchcraft vs Education

Salem - Tea Party Members working on their national planks for the 2012 Presidential Election have decided to declare their fear of the current education system early; they want it replaced with witchcraft.

"We prefer Witchcraft over public education. An educated public is too likely to want to change things for the common good, which is....not good common for us'n's," said Monica Bozer of Indiana's Tea Party.

"We think witches like Christine O' Donnell are proof that the witchcraft is more effective than education. Just look at what Christine has done in her political career.....then there was the time that she....That is our kind of politician."

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