Brett Farve Sent Dick Flicks to Christine O'Donnell

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Sunday, 17 October 2010


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In a tearful exclusive, football's elderly drama queen, Bret Farve, admits he even sent what Farve calls "Monkey Spanking" videos to anti-masturbation politician Christine O'Donnell.

"It registered as an extra thrill for me to try get racy videos of my unpouched and undressed package seen by such an evil politician … a woman who wants to ruin the joys of self-induced sexual arousal for me and millions of other Americans of all sexual persuasions."

O'Donnell says she watched the Farve video clips several times and was "completely disgusted," but wants to view them a few more times "before I make a federal case out of it."

For now, O'Donnell adds, "I'll just consider him a major nut job, as do all my friends who dabble in witchcraft and throw darts at photos of Charles Darwin."

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