William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 February 2012

I have a meeting with Bartlomiej Krislinlski the Italian's Bulgarian Ambassador this week.

To keep it under wraps we are meeting at Room 346 of the Dorchester Hotel, in Mayfair.

There will be a lot to discuss, so I got one of my personal assistants Nigella to book the room for a couple of days.

Everything is laid on for him, Champagne, Caviare, Toasted Swan, Oysters, deodorants, a manicurist, and a medic standing by.

Should be a productive liaison, I hope.

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