William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 February 2012

I've sent my update to Parliament on the Afghanistan conflict.

Well I say mine, actually I threw mine away, after listening to Alphonse my manicurist as he tended to my digits as he waffled on about the conflict and made more sense that I did, so I used his views instead.

As we went to bed last night we had to laugh - Lucien my personal assistant sat on my Easter egg... it was fun!