William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Well I've never been as popular as last night!

My personal assistants Lucien and Tarquin, my gardener Wojtec, my hairdresser Roberto, my manicurist Angelico, even the wife Ffion, wanted to spend the night in my bed!

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

I settled for Wojtec in the end, and what an end!