William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 February 2012

As my personal assistant Lucien was fastening up my flies this morning, he said: "As the cute looking millionaire First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, you should be able to see both sides of any issue, so you can get around it!"

What a deep statement I thought. It got me thinking about the state of the economy, and the plight of the proletariat of my Nation, and should I really try to find out what their problems are?

I decided I would, and asked my Uruguayan gardener Alphonse to get me a copy of the film 'Passport to Pimlico' to study, when he returns my 'Big Boys for Hire' DVD for me.