William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

I warned the Euro parliament: "If Greece decides to abandon the euro, they have to be prepared to take action to stop euros leaving the country, maybe have border controls. They don't have the old currency sitting in the vaults ready to distribute"

Sounds intelligent doesn't it? My Greek gardener Konstantinos Poppagopolus gave me that speech in bed the night before.

Bless him.