William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Grzegorz the new gardener I hired, showed me how he plants his bulbs this morning. Then we went out into the garden.

My manicurist Angelico is visiting me later today, tells me he has some new massage creams that I will like.

Funny world isn't it, they send me, the First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs to Africa to talk with Syrian's, while the Argentinian's prepare to invade the Falklands?

Still, my shares in Haliburton seem safe.

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