William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 February 2012

I read this morning as I lay there having a nibble with Lucien my personal assistant, that that gorgeous hunk Wayne Rooney has bought another racehorse, and called it Switcherooney.

The same name would be suitable if Nick Clegg bought one.. ha ha, great hockey-sticks, I made a joke!

The Daily Mirror said I suffer from mammonism, as soon as I find out what it means I might make a reply.

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