William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 February 2012

I'm giving a little party for the domestic staff this coming weekend, providing no new wars start of course.

I'm having my personal assistants Julian and Lucien, my personal protection officers Tarquin and Nigella, my Italian manicurist Angelico, my Bulgarian cook Grzegorz, my Romanian maid Augustyn, my secretary
my household financial advisor Bill Foldes, my gardener Bartlomiej, and my massuer Wojtec along, I've bought a large bag of Cheese Wotsits and a bottle of cider for them to share.