William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

I got no end of Valentine cards this morning.

I laid on the bed with Lucien, and we read them all.

Lucien and Julian my personal assistants, Gabriel my manicurist, Lord Poncemby my bank manager, 'Twinkling' Thomas my Off-shore accounts manager, my personal protection officers Nigella and Adrian, Abdul the Syrian, Tarquin my masseur, Brutus my gardener, Angelico the hotel manager, and even David Cameron, all sent me a card!

Of course, I'd sent one to all of them and many more.

Oh craps! Forgot Ffion the missus!

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