William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

I was laying in bed reading the paper with my new Polish gardener Grzegorz, when he came out with something very profound, he said: "If I can love you, why do not all of Britisher peoples love you?"

I'll have to give that one some thought.

I thought I'd spotted Ed Miliband in the house of commons yesterday, but it was probably just my imagination.

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