William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 February 2012

The Sun say's in today's paper, that I am more popular with the UK population than David Cameron is!

Mind you, his popularity has dropped by 40% to 18% in the last 6 months or so.

My personal assistant Lucien, and my new Polish gardener Stanislav both agree that I am better looking and more efficient with my foibles than David as well!

Oh drat... I've dropped a stitch!