William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 February 2012

I told Parliament today that Britain had no intention of arming the Syrian rebels.

We couldn't could we? We do not have sufficient arms for our own few troops. Especially if those naughty Argies kick off in the Falklands again.

Still, it seemed to please the namby-pamby Lib-Dem shower.

My personal assistant Lucien's broken finger nail is getting better, I've been nursing it for him nightly.

Bless him.

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