William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 February 2012

I spoke with my Russian counterpart Sergey Lavrov, about Moscow's decision to block a United Nations Security Council resolution on Syria.

I was going to give him a verbal blast, but he had such a cut accent and seemed like a nice boy.

I invited him over to see meet me in the hotel bedroom, but Lucien my personal assistant got jealous, and refused to manicure my nails!