William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

I hope my friends saw the photographs of me wearing a flak jacket and helmet, as I was was driven from the airport through the war-battered seaside capital of Mogadishu in an armoured vehicle on my visit there!

God, I looked masculine...ish, brave, and heroic!

Lucien, my personal assistant wanted to come with me, but someone had to look after my other personal assistant Julien, because he's broken a finger nail.

I've asked Lucien's assistant Damien to get me some photo's from the press boys, I'd like to stick them on my bedside. i might out the photo's there as well.